GUN BARREL CITY, Texas — The Gun Barrel City Police Department is offering a unique and playful way to show your ex that you’re still thinking of them — and it’s not with flowers or chocolates. Instead, they’re offering a special Valentine’s Day package for those who have some unfinished business with their former partners.
In a Facebook post, the police department made an all-call asking people to anonymously report their ex-valentine for any outstanding warrants, unpaid tickets, missed court appearances or history with criminal activity.
“Do you want to tell us about their illegal activities, criminal behavior or lifestyle,” the post read. Well, if your ex fits the description, then the police department is offering to help you deliver a special surprise, guaranteed to be unforgettable.
In the Facebook post, they teased at a luxury stay at the jail with their Valentine’s (Day) special by accepting reservations that include, “a pair of platinum bracelets, complimentary transportation with a chauffeur, a minimum one-night stay in our luxurious star accommodations, professional glamour shots that could make their way online, two piece fashionable orange suit designed by state inmates, private suite with its own bathroom and shower, private security 24/7, and the evening will conclude with a delightful Valentine’s dinner,” the post read.
If your ex is more of a troublemaker than a heartbreaker, then this might be the perfect gift waiting for them. Secret admirers can anonymously report their exes by calling the Gun Barrel Police Department 903-887-7151.